A few weeks ago, Lynn introduced me to pho. I haven't looked back. In fact, I may be borderline obsessed. I say borderline, simply because I have an example of someone (Lynn) who is truly obsessed and I feel I have not (yet) reached that level (the waiter still gives me a menu). Since, we have of course came up with many exciting uses of "pho" in words. "Pho q". "Pho pas". "PHOOOO-bulous!!!" "Phocus!" I can't remember them all... I am introducing a new one now, with this (verse 1) parody of Notorious B.I.G.'s....Notorious B.I.G. Note: Biggie, I have now discovered, makes no f'ing sense in his structure and is near impossible to do this for while maintaining any semblance of a storyline. Olive Garden soup references are due to our soup-off in which we battled for who could eat the most endless soup bowls at Olive Garden. It unexcitingly ended in a 4-4 tie where I forfeit when she went to order a 5th (ok so, not a tie--shut up!)
I choose this picture to steal from her facebook because its Roger Bernadina! WOO go nats!
"Photorious L.R.Chai"
The doctor said I need about three weeks of recovery
For this food inside of me
Sayin the best part of the day is the challenge
Spoon feedin' me bowls, and givin me breadsticks
Chickas said I died dead in my seat
Chicka I'm gettin by, burnin calories on the beach
Chillin, sittin on about half a dozen bowls
With all ma jiggaz, all my soup, all my choc'la' milk
Next two trips, I should eat about a billion
All for the love of Olive Garden
Got no love for the other side, fuck them entrees (fuck them)
Any more cussin', Junior M.A.F.I.A. spit shits (thats right)
All the time, Thai Mama kick the Glee rhymes
Frozen raw fish, and thats how it goes
PHOTORIOUS!
C'mon...we are, we are
PHO, PHO, PHO, PHOTORIOUS!
She is...she is...
PHO, PHO, PHO, PHOTORIOUS!
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