Her name is Jen motha f'in Shizzarp,
And I'm 'bout to write her anthem.
Here we go!
Born on nine-nine like she divine,
She hails from (what!) bensalem, pennsylvania,
Got a sis (sis, wha!) who goes by Joanne
Interested in men (like, wha!) and conservative as ish,
Livin it up where its (its, wha!?) always sunny.
She likes Journey (dont stop!), Sinatra, Madonna and Queen
Whitesnake (here we go like wha!), Jay-Z, Kanye and Petty
Sittin' on the couch, watchin (wha!?) them shows
From Seinfeld, Greys, GH to the Sopranos.
She got a fever (like wha!) and only one prescription,
Ringin that cow bell (say wha?), more more more
She loves them codes left behind by Leonardo Da Vinci,
But that ain't stoppin her from screamin "Watch out, Dumbledore!"
Follow up: Her sister commented. So...I wrote this for her sis!
Dearest Joanne,
Whom I cannot live without,
Ever since our love began,
To you I have been utterly devout.
Please believe the ring is worthy,
And that you have no need to worry,
For our time shared together has been precious,
Thus our love shared together is priceless.
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