The stage was set. The plan was decided upon. A general itinerary was created. Carson was kind enough to agree to drive with me across country to Vegas to assist me in moving. These are our stories. Dun, dun.
Early in the week, I emptied my office. I returned to retrieve my pens and other various goodies I left behind, only to find my office supplies had been ransacked by some (insert very vulgar terminology here).
Thursday and Friday were spent packing, packing and packing after Wednesday was spent getting my car from Delaware.
Some goodbyes were had and some were not, I apologize to everyone who I didn't see before I left! Red, Hot and Blue was part of the last meal. These cheese fries...epic.
Friday night, I was anxious to get the hell on the road. The plan was to leave at 12:30am Friday night and show up early in the morning in Columbus, Ohio (stop #1) to have breakfast and check out the city. So, instead we get on the road at 11pm due to my excitement.
We reached Columbus, Ohio but realized long prior that it would be 5am or so and nothing would be open, and it would still be dark. (this pic fails but, i swear it says like a million cities--cleveland, columbus, cincinnati, ...indianapolis maybe?)
So, instead we continued on to the next city, Indianapolis!
We exited where my GPS told me to and, we realized that I had brought us directly into the ghetto of Indianapolis. Strangely enough, a mile or two down the road we turn right and immediately see houses like this:
We arrived safely and, having yelped a good breakfast place, showed up at Cafe Patachou just when they were opening! I got an omelet with avocado, jalapeno, cheese (cheddar maybe?) and sour cream, side of fruit and cinnamon butter bread. Delicious!
Carson then noticed the local newspaper as we were leaving the restaurant, about to embark on a journey to investigate the city. Neither of us were aware of what was in store.
The newspaper said "Race Day" or some such. Yes, we had managed to be in Indianapolis on the weekend of the Indianapolis 500. Not only that, but the 100th Indianapolis 500. Oops. It was Saturday, so there was a parade being held. We drove through town a while and checked things out. A lot of the main streets were blocked off, however.
So, we drove around and happened to pass the Lucas Oil Stadium where the Colts play. Very exciting.
Then, you can't be in Indianapolis during the Indy 500 without checking out the track. So, we headed out to the track down this nice road along the river.
The area around the track was crowded with RV's, people barbequeing and just lots of excitement for something that was happening the NEXT day. We managed to make it to the track unscathed without too much of a traffic delay, luckily!
Then, after a quick CVS pit stop for icy hot (my neck hurts when I drive for more than a few hours--wtf!? and Carson hurt his during ultimate frisbee on Friday), it was decision time. At this point it was 10am, the parade wasn't for another 2 hours--so we decided to swing through the city and try to see something and then disappear into the night--er, early morning. We, unfortunately, did not see anything worthy of posting pictures of.
We leave Indianapolis behind. On the road again, when we stop for gas, we see some exciting things in the convenience store. First, it sold clothes, all sorts of electronics, car parts, convenience store things, as well as had multiple restaurants of a connected Subway and an in-store place.
The bathroom also offered cologne to those in need (me?).
Next stop--St. Louis, Missouri. Neither of us know much about St. Louis, besides the obvious Arch.
Carson's cousin Kevin suggested we google Man Vs. Food locations around the cities we go to. In doing so, we discover a place called Pappy's Smokehouse. Driving there, I had once again brought us directly into the ghetto of the city. When we reached the place, one of the cars parked on the road had shattered glass and clear signs of being broken into. Note that my car is filled with my entire life. We turn down a side street to try to find exactly where the place is and discover a very long line out of the door and, luckily we were able to park in clear sight of the line.
We waited. and waited. And waited.
We finally got in the front door and then realized the line wrapped around the hallway then again around the entirety of the restaurant. Total wait time was at least an hour. But, we stuck it out and by the time we were able to order we were ready to ravenously destroy their food. While in line, I had previously decided on the pulled pork sandwich. Then, in looking around and seeing EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. eating the ribs, I realized what needed to be done.
So, of course we both got the ribs (I dug in without taking a picture, luckily Carson took this). They were hands down the best ribs I've ever had, and are reason alone enough to at least go to St. Louis. We didn't find many other reasons, though I'm sure there are, but these were sufficient. Long story short, if in St. Louis, Go. To. Pappy's. Smokehouse.
Next, we decided to be tourists and went to the Arch. To get there, we parked in a lot and had to walk along the flooded Mississippi River.
Carson felt obligated to touch it.
We reached the Arch, which is an astounding 630 feet tall of uselessness/pointlessness.
Nearby a few people were shooting off old school rifles trying to be cool. We decided they would be cooler if we took pictures with them as props.
While in the spirit of fun pictures, the Arch was decided upon to be a basketball hoop. Dunking ensued.
Now, I may have been a tourist, but I had just walked by the river and the Arch. The following water flow direction fail made me facepalm. Yes, it goes the other way.
We both needed to pee, which is important to the story and so I tell you, so we walk back towards the car and happen to pass by a cop on a bicycle. I approach him and ask him if there are any nearby bathrooms. This police officer says no but directs me to the nearby underpass below a bridge.... Then mentions there are bars nearby down a side road, so we decide that option instead. The area looked like a great nightlife spot, shuttles to and from the bars, seemingly fun atmosphere, we just arrived too early. The beer we had was the only one on tap at the bar we chose, was a local St. Louis beer and the bartender didn't know its name. And it sucked. All in all, St. Louis did not win us over. But alas, Pappy's would bring me back!
We decide to move on to Kansas City. At this point it is maybe 4pm. The drive to KC was torturous to say the least, and after STL we had no expectations from KC. We arrived late at night and tried to book a hotel downtown for the night and failed miserably. Everything was booked. After an hour of searching, I end up calling a place that says it has rooms because it is called "...at the Convention center" and we had passed the convention center whilst in the heart of the city. The first warning sign should have been when my GPS couldn't find the street in Kansas City, Missouri. The second should have been when they told me adjacent streets that were also not locatable on my GPS. Finally, we realize there is another convention center and, the full name "Sheraton Overland Park at the Convention Center" is actually in, well, Overland Park, Kansas. Oops. It was a solid 15 minute drive from downtown.

We showed up, checked in and realized it was time for bed. Driving through the city that night had made it look very possible as a fun spot, but instead we went down to the bar, sampled some local beers (very good!), ate some delicious food and passed out for the night.
And, so ends day 1 of the journey to Las Vegas!